RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
current sexuality: MISHA DANCING LIKE AN ADORKABLE BALLERINA
All I can see is a very disgruntled Cas after accidentally picking up those cursed ballet shoes.
Now I can’t unsee that
Okay, it’s official this needs to happen
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole
*posts slightly annoying thing at weird time of day so less people will see it*